Pillow Fight
——-Pillow Fight—————
Copyright by Dan L. Murphy
TheDuck.com / DLMcomics
BAM!
OOh! I just fluffin’ smacked you... right in the eye!
I’m not rotten, it’s just cotton I’m swingin’ by!
It’s a feather-flyin’, cotton-cryin’ PILLOW FIGHT!!!
CRASH!
Grab the edge of the pillow... holstered, side of my hip!
My feathers are the bullets, when I pistol whip!
It’s a feather-fluffin’, cotton-stuffin’ PILLOW FIGHT!!!
BANG!
I just fluffin’ dropped some... cotton on your head!
My feather-lovin’ feathers fall together in your bed!
It’s a feather-stabbin’, cotton-grabbin’ PILLOW FIGHT!!!
BASH!
I left a pink rash... on the soft side of your face!
You used polyester, smacked the pillow out my case!
It’s a feather-pluckin’, cotton-duckin’ PILLOW FIGHT!!!
POW!
You just fluffin’ swung around... and popped me in the lip!
But, these feathers stick together with a tar and feathered tip!
I’ts a feather-lovin’, cotton-shovin’ PILLOW FIGHT!!!
These feathers fall forever, and we’re cotton snowy weather, 'til...
BOOM!
Faces red, still battle... at the head of the bed!
We fell down, smothered covers, feathers tickled instead!
Now, its a feather-bound, cotton-crowned......TICKLE FIGHT!!!!!!
TICKLE!
So... tickle, tickle, tickle... whoever knew?
That round two would start with..."goochie goo!"
The winners declared are the ticklish two...
It’s a “fluffy-wuffy”, “cotton-wotton”...TICKLE FIGHT!!!
