Guin's Sin
———Guin’s Sin——————-
Copyright by Dan L. Murphy
TheDuck.com/username DLMcomics
Gather 'round the round table,
Invite yourself in...
It’s time to begin,
So, let’s jump right in
Guin’s pronounced “Gwen”
And this is her sin:
A tale about Guinevere
And a one-night whim...
Once upon a time...
Camelot on a hill...
Guin was busy gettin’ busy
With the consequence of thrill...
Now, Guin is very hot
Don’t think that she’s not
She prances and trots
Throughout Camelot
Yeah, she’s wagon her carriage
Till her marriage hits the rocks
So, she dances a lot
With Sir Lancelot
Uses lances, a lot
Aimed at the right spot...
And her armor and shield
Will make any knight yield
But, it’s time that
It came to a stop———
“Oh, my midieval God! I’m pregnant!!!”
“I can’t believe I’m pregnant
With another man’s baby!”
“Arthur is SO gonna kill me...
So maybe...”
“I can’t get a test,
So I’ll put it to rest”
“Besides, Lancelot always
Seemed like the best!”
“He said he was a dragon-slayer,
But, when I walked into his lair,”
“He was talking to, and combing through,
And playing with his hair!”
—-
“Oh! Hi there, Guin...
Didn’t see ya come in!”
“What’s that you say???
Said you’re carrying my bay-”
“Whoa, whoa, whoa... slow down!!!”
“Uhh... I get that I’m legit,
But, I’m middle-aged, get it?”
“Now, please don’t get me wrong...
Sure, my middle arm is strong...”
“But, it’s a malady, Mi’lady
And, I’m sorry 'bout the baby”
“Name it Excalibur,
Like the lake, and the lady”
“Should have used a Trojan...
But, he seemed kinda shady”
“So, don’t report with child support
It hasn’t been invented...”
“Besides, I gave it to the lady
In the lake, that I mentioned...”
“Umm... Guinevere, my dear...
Forget I was ever here!”
“What lovely stained glass...
Look that-a-way, fast!!!”
CRASH!!!
—-
“Lance???...Lance!!!”
“Don’t deny the baby...'cause I’m Queen Guin!
By the way, has anybody seen Merlin???”
(2015)
