The perfect gentleman, by Collymore

Collymore

The perfect gentleman

By Stanley Collymore

I could tell you were a man of culture

And good breeding - the Perfect

Gentleman - from the way you

Slipped your condom on

Before inviting me to

Screw with you.

18 July 2001.

(2001)

If only all men were so considerate (smile)!

#Humour

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