Spirited Ejaculation!, by Collymore

Collymore

Spirited Ejaculation!

By Stanley Collymore

Would you consider it an audacious

imposition on my part if I were to

ask you to personally take care

of some sperm I urgently

need to off-load in

the next hour

or two?

11 January 2011.

(2011)

#Life

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