Spare me your bullshit! I’m immune to predatory, sexual narcissists.
By Stanley Collymore
Your body language unmistakably betrays the glaring fact
that you evidently and expeditiously want to bed me,
and therefore in this process of hopefully and
excitedly successfully accomplishing your
sexual wish you additionally and
somewhat arrogantly expect to convincingly con me
into either naively or gullibly believing that this
distinctly calculated and personally amorous
objective of yours is quite honourable in
its concept; is impeccably based on
the strictest ethical mores and,
most crucially as well, is
passionately generated
by your enthusiastic
adoration for me
Really? Well try spinning me another of your make–
believe yarns. For to put it bluntly I don’t, or was
I ever likely to be convinced by this particular
one. I’m no fool. Nor was I born yesterday!
And consequently can safely say that your well–
rehearsed, word perfect and female, sexual
objectification of me, craftily couched
in your oratorical chicanery, cuts
no ice with me bro, and from
the very start was always
very unlikely to do so.
For I’ll have you know that although I’m definitely
no prude, and heaven forbid I’ll ever become
one, this woman that you are clumsily
trying to seduce sensibly prefers
men who’re not at all dissembling in their sexual
overtures towards her, but, in my utilizing the
vernacular to emphasize my point, know
what they want, honestly express their
wish, and mutually in compliance
with my needs and the choices
I appealingly present them
with, basically and with
uncommon élan carry
on unassisted with
the task in hand.
© Stanley V. Collymore
9 October 2019.
Author’s Remarks:
There’s a marked difference between dispensing genuine and well-earned compliments to someone whom you honestly think is fully deserving of them and deceitfully, disingenuously, quite dishonourably and self-servingly employing gratuitous flattery to achieve one’s own selfish and disreputable ends.
And if as a supposedly compos mentis and adult human being you’re either totally unaware of or simply can’t or are obdurately unwilling to grasp and sensibly differentiate between these two contrasting aspects of human nature, then you’re most certainly, in my honest opinion, not as culturally sophisticated a member of Homo sapiens as you erroneously like to delude yourself that you are.
