Author's Remarks
Fancy labelling this nonsense of Duchess Doolitle, alias Waitie Katie and her ilk as work and likewise patriotic duty. Get a grip, will you! And in the process of doing so a really good English dictionary as well and actually check out the word oxymoron, and especially so as it’s relative to this useless prat being deemed a “working royal”. As if any of these privileged pillocks ever work anyway, or actually know the true meaning of that terminology.