By Stanley Collymore

You’re pathetically talking through your vile ass Robert Jobson but as the very fucking, thoroughly ingrained; simply, and distinctly rather evilly, hypocritical and brownnosing, monarchical pillock that you unequivocally are, it’s really one prime area of the human anatomy that discernibly evidently purblind cunts like you specifically are Robert, if not unilaterally, significantly and thoroughly too unquestionably characteristically and quite undoubtedly, rather solely uniquely familiar with, nevertheless know a great deal about and are naturally at home and fully at ease with!

For effectively, nigh on actually five years you Robert Jobson and your very simply similarly, odiously ilk at the Daily Mail have literally had a field day rather obsessively, evilly endeavouring to quite ruthlessly destroy the overall lives of Harry and Meghan, but more essentially and crucially particularly so that, distinctly and manifestly, discernibly of Meghan and Harry’s own children, with vitriolically spun attacks on Archie, with Kate simply attendant with Charles’ very own odious contribution when Archie was merely a foetus lodged in his mother Meghan’s womb. But he wasn’t going to be pristine white, in these noxious cunts minds, like Kate’s own sprogs clearly were, and therefore Archie was undeniably fair game to this so manifestly obsessively social climbing, gold digger stalker, who in her relentless pursuit, got the idiot William  to succumb to her trollop wiles. Now he is quite literally sick of her, quite distinctively and discernibly; actually has his adulterous affairs, BOTH ways – as he rather obviously bats at both ends – while in literally marked contrast, Harry is as quite HETEROSEXUAL as they come!

And rather candidly, Robert Jobson weren’t you likewise also, and very amply fed by consistent and still evidently, generally ongoing briefings, crucially from Charles, Camilla, William and Kate, equally along with those from their Palace flunkies and PR operatives, as the odious bribery of evidently mercenary prats like yourself and other rather demented, psychopathic, toxic vermin in the right wing and irrefutably Nazi media carried on relentlessly. And those of you, who were in on the attempted murder of Archie in South Africa forcing Harry and Meghan to hurriedly expedite their planned departure from the UK, now recently linked to the very latest attacks on their daughter Lilibet, with you very predictably not in the least Robert Jobson ever condemning any of the aforementioned; and now, asininely and rather predictably, we evilly have these evidently shit articles from you about Kate being trolled. Tantamount to the very likes of Jimmy Savile or actually Jeffrey Epstein if they were still alive naturally complaining about being labelled paedophiles. Actually, Kate Middleton is simply strictly a first rate troll herself! but obviously gets prime cunts like you to do her dirty work for her!

Have a referendum on the future of the UK monarchy if you think that this feudal and utterly useless institution is still fit for any purpose in 2024 and even further on into this 21st Century!  But you fawning sheep won’t countenance that will you, as you’re shit scared of what the outcome will really be. And while I’m on the subject these said Windsors are basically nothing remarkable to look up to, far less so people to actually fawn over; and most undoubtedly have far more dirt on them than your average white British family!

This monarchical family, quite obviously in my honest opinion should essentially have really thought about what they were simply purposely doing to Harry and Meghan and not have gratuitously embarked on the vile and racist campaign they really were from the very beginning of their marriage; KKK style, purposely engaging in! All four, of a really noxious bunch of assholes: Charles, Camilla, William and Kate; who, I’ve simply judiciously and from the outset dubbed the Gruesome Quartet! For what this obviously discernibly psychopathic and similarly too, sociopathic bunch of pillocks, who should have taken a rather serious look at themselves in the mirror previously have really done, is to simply, basically rather thoroughly unleash, as a result of their own distinctively obviously and evilly, odious actions against Harry, Meghan and even both their children is what’s now distinctively being unleashed against them. But clearly evidently, rather noxious although however not naturally unquestionably very liberally endowed with a plentiful supply of intellectual acumen, what problems clearly these ingrained pillocks now stupidly think they shouldn’t be actually having, sadly for them they brought it all on themselves!

And what an undeniably, actually asinine situation, utter cretins like you Robert Jobson, essentially actually quite crazily find yourselves in that you do quite vilely, stupidly believe that those of us that do truly basically disagree with distinctively having an unelected, autocratic, literally very incestuously inbred, evidently overly privileged, who’ve never truly  worked in their indolent lives nor basically earned the vast sums of money they have and keep secret about; simply don’t pay a shred of inheritance tax; have their own private wills sealed for hundreds of years and who believe they’re divinely entitled to whatever they already have while also simply scrounging a lot more ongoingly from the UK taxpayer as they discernibly unquestionably, quite clandestinely force elected British governments to crucially alter or expunged laws that they literally obviously don’t like and which they really  do think would simply adversely affect their distinctly privileged positions– if evidently the above and a plethora of similar, quite outrageous behavioural practices on their part, simply cause anyone to actually really disapprove of them as our head of state, then literally  for the likes of you Robert Jobson to label and call such individuals trolls undeniably show what a pathetic slime ball and clearly sycophantic arse licker you actually are!

Essentially, hoping for a gong as well, are you dear boy?

(C) Stanley V. Collymore
23 January 2024.