By Stanley Collymore When you asked me for a fag I thought you meant a cigarette, that’s why I said I didn’t smoke– I’d no idea it was an easy

By Stanley Collymore God! If I knew you were so hot I… spoken to you in the first place a… well would have been too petrified… touch me. But having allowed both…

By Stanley Collymore You are undoubtedly a very erudite… with a charming vivacity and hypno… that are markedly impressive and t… appealing and with all three of th…

By Stanley Collymore Let’s be perfectly honest here! These two rather dull, vapid and rather unimpressive morons, William Windsor and spous…

By Stanley Collymore The intelligent members of this world and unsurprisingly also in conjunction similarly with Harry and Meghan are pertinently

By Stanley Collymore I can feel your presence very stro… and most discernibly not to be ami… quite intent on making me fully aw… of this; all the same I’m not the…

By Stanley Collymore Thank you whoever it was that crea… in every conceivable way, I must s… in making me who and most certainl… a recidivist paedophile and determ…

By Stanley Collymore All Britons need to get off, and practically so, their rather asinine high horses! You have delusions

By Stanley Collymore Happy Independence Day Barbados!… from every Bajan, who is quite jub… and sincerely immensely proud of w… assiduously and magnificently done…

By Stanley Collymore I’m completely at a loss just what… when you can so easily walk away from me without a moment’s hesitancy or the courtesy of

By Stanley Collymore How can anybody realistically feel a natural empathy with far less so, a supposedly genuinely rock solid and truly pat…

By Stanley Collymore So you look at yourself in some mi… the reflection that it casts back… because you’re not physically blin… it’s quite obviously the case that…

By Stanley Collymore The searing pain, agonizingly wrac… sinew of your bodily frame; the un… hollering and even the crude obsce… angrilydirected at him, your partn…

By Stanley Collymore Your penchant for the absolute control and total dominance of others is for me a dire situation that I will