Author's Remarks:
Am I missing something? I significantly ask this specific question as I was truly always under the absolutely very actual and distinct impression that essentially the literal process of eating was simply created to keep living: whether humans or animals, alive, and not to discernibly impress those who have bugger all else really to do it would seem, but to watch others doing it and, obviously, find fault with how they're going about it!
How, for instance, can removing corn from the cob and placing those contents in a dish and from which you then proceed to eat the same corn be ever classed as eating corn from the cob. Really! Wouldn't it be simpler just to go to the supermarket and buy a can of corn from which the cob is already removed? Utter fucking pretentious stupidity by totally braindead and clearly delusional, social climbing cunts!