By Stanley Collymore
The whole ridiculous expense of
anything really to do with the
UK monarchy, is evidently
obscene, especially when so many
ordinary people are, so worryingly
and quite desperately, struggling
to simply keep warm this winter,
while the stupid British taxpayer
is evidently, enforcedly made to
spend a fortune to keep a quite
irrefutably and rather outdated,
likewise clearly, no longer truly
fit for purpose system actually
in place and which ludicrously
stupidly values one unelected
and distinctly also, noticeably
unqualified in anything family
as crucially, effectively worth
considerably distinctly much
more, than what the millions
of people, most disgustingly
pay to plainly unasked keep
them in their very obviously
appallingly quite revoltingly
and insultingly, outrageous
luxury; for effectively doing
absolutely little, if anything
at all by the crowd of them.
Praising and even plausibly
exulting in the essentially
and evidently genuinely
worthy pursuits of others, isn’t by
any astute reasoning nor frankly
should it sensibly, be a problem
to any intelligent person; but to
basically, enduringly and most
idiotically literally significantly
and as distinctively, obviously
obsessively, unthinkingly and
actually instinctively worship
the same family: literally too,
crucially indisputably, Homo
sapiens as everyone among
us is, just because of a very
contrived and punctilliously
maintained contention very
effectively this distinctively
quite lyingly and dishonest
supposition that every one
of these people’s distinctly
supposed birth right rather
automatically Grant’s to all
of them that unchallenged
permanent position which
they have so sumptuously
and arrogantly enjoy. Well
that is basically utter crap
and unceremoniously too
has to be quite rigorously
also, kicked into oblivion.
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
2 March 2023.