By Stanley Collymore
Be absolutely careful about what
you gratuitously, and distinctly
very malevolently wish upon
others, advises a very astute Barbadian
adage, as it could eventually, quite well
distinctly, bounce back, a hundred fold
on you; and with basically no recourse
on your part of really escaping from it!
The RNLI that is located in Weymouth,
England discernibly has crucially valid
parking permits at a rather significant
financial outlay to the RNLI irrefutably
of really 2000. 00 a year and simply
as such is clearly essentially, exempt
from literally evidently gratuitous and
undoubtedly also supposedly parking
penalties– which simply even without
them in my very forthright and clearly
honest view to even have to basically
acquire them rather essentially in the
first place let alone statutorily clearly
obliged to pay for them– simply, by a
volunteer and actually indispensable
charity organisation very committed
to rather dispassionately and clearly
objectively quite crucially saving the
lives of individuals: seriously in peril
on the high seas, essentially around
the coasts of Britain or naturally our
internal waterways, and routinely so
at the clear risk of their own lives, is
simply, not only a very scandalously
pathetic, and obviously calculatedly
sinister, withering slap on the faces
of these brave and very incalcuably
worthy individuals, but significantly
and unquestionably also, obviously
a visibly grotesque affront to these
simply brave, highly commendably;
and quite undoubtedly honourable,
and thoroughly altruistic, volunteer
quite outstandingly human beings.
Quite recently though, a Weymouth
RNLI crew having returned from
one of its very customary life
saving missions, to their utter dismay
very surprisingly, actually discovered
that they were evidently, exorbitantly
quite unquestionably priced parking
tickets specifically very prominently
displayed, on their service vehicles:
vehicles incidentally, that obviously
were, distinctively, marked with the
clear insignia of who exactly these
vehicles indisputably did belong to.
The activities of a jobsworth traffic
warden very punctilliously working
surreptitiously under the decidedly
stipulated, but simply undoubtedly
covert auspices, of the Weymouth
local council specifically, scraping
the quite proverbial, bottom of the
barrel, to drum up more money for
itself; or crucially, something even
far more unwarrantedly menacing
literally unquestionably malignant
and simply, egregiously going on?
Or as is rather clearly ecstatically
and likewise literally exultantly
boasted in a number of the
MSM rightwing rags and simply just as
fervently so discernibly their electronic
media counterparts; a most justifiable
but quite crucially, in their distinctively
undoubtedly evident, and significantly
specifically twisted view an obviously
discernibly, and most unquestionably
actually insufficient levied penalty for
the RNLI which they see as evidently
simply treacherous not only to these
belligerent oafs themselves but also
as well all those, basically perceived
by them, to be undoubtedly patriotic
residents of the UK! Sick, generated
hatred randomly and distinctly quite
ebulliently, brazenly evilly and rather
obviously also, crucially maliciously
actually espoused against the RNLI
for basically simply saving the lives
of those immigrant refugees, rather
perilously to themselves– generally
optimistically crossing the Channel
quite hopefully for a new life within
Britain! But despairingly, irrefutably
inadvertently finding themselves in
great danger at sea and effectively
also with the discernibly perilously
and daunting prospect of naturally
drowning were it not unmistakably
for the evidently very professional,
emergency; rather intensely moral
and charitable stance of the RNLI!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
11 April 2024.