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By Stanley Collymore God! If I knew you were so hot I… spoken to you in the first place a… well would have been too petrified… touch me. But having allowed both…

By Stanley Collymore Quite extraordinary to say the ver… least and most hypocritically so the specifically vile case that the Canadian public, whom we’re as…

By Stanley Collymore What precisely is this very distinctively and literally discernibly so, clearly universal experience evidently

By Stanley Collymore Let me hold you once more and feel the warm vibrations of a past that’s still alive in me but which is ebbing away

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By Stanley Collymore Ah yes; the so-called royal family… Unelected, unaccountable and irrefutably, quite distinctly hypocritical freeloaders! Replete…

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By Stanley Collymore I’ve spoken to you several times over the years, and crucially as the librarian, that you literally distinctively are; have similarly…

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By Stanley Collymore Utter nonsense this pathetic and lying bilge emanating about Reform! The UK’s first Labour Government obviously…

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By Stanley Collymore My weaknesses are nullified by your strengths– yours by my appreciative understanding of

Dear God! Will this nauseating obsequious drivel about the Daily Mail’s now favourite stick insect Kate Middleton ever… Rather truthfully, Kate’s most ob…

Nearly five months on and quite evidently still distinctively in solid silence, bless her patriotic heart, and actually counting; the dutiful mother, simply ever loving wife and patriot...