I made practice runs down to skid row to get ready for my future. I
didn’t like what I saw down there. Those men and women had no special daring or brilliance. They wanted what everybody else wanted. There were also some obvious mental cases down there who were allowed to walk the streets undisturbed. I had noticed that both in the very poor and very rich extremes
of society the mad were often allowed to mingle freely. I knew that I wasn’t entirely sane. I still knew, as I had as a child, that there was something
strange about myself. I felt as if I were destined to be a murderer, a bank robber, a saint, a rapist, a monk, a hermit. I needed an isolated place to
hide. Skid row was disgusting. The life of the sane, average man was dull, worse than death. There seemed to be no possible alternative. Education also seemed to be a trap. The little education I had allowed myself had made me more suspicious. What were doctors, lawyers, scientists? They were just men who allowed themselves to be deprived of their freedom to think and act as individuals. I went back to my shack and drank . . .
Sitting there drinking, I considered suicide, but I felt a strange
fondness for my body, my life. Scarred as they were, they were mine. I would look into the dresser mirror and grin: if you’re going to go, you might as
well take eight, or ten or twenty of them with you . . .
It was a Saturday night in December. I was in my room and I drank much more than usual, lighting cigarette after cigarette, thinking of girls and
the city and jobs, and of the years ahead. Looking ahead I liked very little
of what I saw. I wasn’t a misanthrope and I wasn’t a misogynist but I liked being alone. It felt good to sit alone in a small space and smoke and drink.
I had always been good company for myself.
Then I heard the radio in the next room. The guy had it on too loud. It was a sickening love song.
“Hey, buddy!” I hollered, “turn that thing down!”
There was no response. I walked to the wall and pounded on it. “I SAID, ‘TURN THAT FUCKING THING DOWN!’”
The volume remained the same.
I walked outside to his door. I was in my shorts. I raised my leg and
jammed my foot into the door. It burst open. There were two people on the
cot, an old fat guy and an old fat woman. They were fucking. There was a small candle burning. The old guy was on top. He stopped and turned his head and looked. She looked up from underneath him. The place was very nicely fixed-up with curtains and a little rug.
“Oh, I’m sorry . . .”
I closed their door and went back to my place. I felt terrible. The
poor had a right to fuck their way through their bad dreams. Sex and drink, and maybe love, was all they had.
I sat back down and poured a glass of wine. I left my door open. The moonlight came in with the sounds of the city: juke boxes, automobiles, curses, dogs barking, radios . . . We were all in it together. We were all
in one big shit pot together. There was no escape. We were all going to be flushed away.
A small cat walked by, stopped at my door and looked in. The eyes were
lit by the moon: pure red like fire. Such wonderful eyes.
“Come on, kitty . . .” I held my hand out as if there were food in it.
“Kitty, kitty . . .”
The cat walked on by. I heard the radio in the next room shut off. I
finished my wine and went outside. I was in my shorts as before. I pulled them up and tucked in my parts. I stood before the other door. I had broken the lock. I could see the light from the candle inside. They had the door wedged closed with something, probably a chair. I knocked quietly. There was no answer. I knocked again.
I heard something. Then the door opened. The old fat guy stood there.
His face was hung with great folds of sorrow. He was all eyebrows and mustache and two sad eyes.
“Listen,” I said, “I’m very sorry for what I did. Won’t you and your
girl come over to my place for a drink?”
“No.”
“Or maybe I can bring you both something to drink?”
“No,” he said, “please leave us alone.”
He closed the door.
I awakened with one of my worst hangovers. I usually slept until noon. This day I couldn’t. I dressed and went to the bath– room in the main house and made my toilet. I came back out, went up the alley and then down the stairway, down the cliff and into the street below.
Sunday, the worst god-damned day of them all. I walked over to Main Street, past the bars. The B-girls sat near the doorways, their skirts pulled high, swinging their legs, wearing high heels.
“Hey, honey, come on in!”
Main Street, East 5th, Bunker Hill. Shitholes of America. There was no place to go. I walked into a Penny Arcade. I walked around looking at the games but had no desire to play any of them. Then I saw a Marine at a pinball machine. Both his hands gripped the sides of the machine, as he tried to guide the ball with body-English. I walked up and grabbed him by the back of his collar and his belt.
“Becker, I demand a god-damned rematch!” I let go of him and he turned.
“No, nothing doing,” he said.
“Two out of three.”
“Balls,” he said, “I’ll buy you a drink.”
We walked out of the Penny Arcade and down Main Street. A B-girl
hollered out from one of the bars, “Hey, Marine, come on in!”
Becker stopped. “I’m going in,” he said.
“Don’t,” I said, “they are human roaches.”
“I just got paid.”
“The girls drink tea and they water your drinks. The prices are double
and you never see the girl afterwards.”
“I’m going in.”
Becker walked in. One of the best unpublished writers in America,
dressed to kill and to die. I followed him. He walked up to one of the girls
and spoke to her. She pulled her skirt up, swung her high heels and laughed. They walked over to a booth in a corner. The bartender came around the bar to take their order. The other girl at the bar looked at me.
“Hey, honey, don’t you wanna play?”
“Yeah, but only when it’s my game.”
“You scared or queer?”
“Both,” I said, sitting at the far end of the bar. There was a guy
between us, his head on the bar. His wallet was gone. When he awakened and complained, he’d either be thrown out by the bartender or handed over to the police.
After serving Becker and the B-girl the bartender came back behind the
bar and walked over to me.
“Yeh?”
“Nothing.”
“Yeh? What ya want in here?”
“I’m waiting for my friend,” I nodded at the corner booth.
“You sit here, you gotta drink.”
“O.K. Water.”
The bartender went off, came hack, set down a glass of water.
“Two bits.”
I paid him.
The girl at the bar said to the bartender, “He’s queer or scared.”
The bartender didn’t say anything. Then Becker waved to him and he went to take their order.
The girl looked at me. “How come you ain’t in uniform?”
“I don’t like to dress like everybody else.”
“Are there any other reasons?”
“The other reasons are my own business.”
“Fuck you,” she said.
The bartender came back. “You need another drink.”
“O.K.,” I said, slipping another quarter toward him.
Outside, Becker and I walked down Main Street.
“How’d it go?” I asked.
“There was a table charge, plus the two drinks. It came to $32." “Christ, I could stay drunk for two weeks on that.”
“She grabbed my dick under the table, she rubbed it.”
“What did she say?”
“Nothing. She just kept rubbing my dick.”
“I’d rather rub my own dick and keep the thirty-two bucks.”
“But she was so beautiful.”
“God damn, man, I’m walking along in step with a perfect
idiot.”
“Someday I’m going to write all this down. I’ll be on the library shelves: BECKER. The 'B’s’ are very weak, they need help.” “You talk too much about writing,” I said.
We found another bar near the bus depot. It wasn’t a hustle joint.
There was just a barkeep and five or six travelers, all men. Becker and I sat down.
“It’s on me,” said Becker.
“Eastside in the bottle.”
Becker ordered two. He looked at me.
“Come on, be a man, join up. Be a Marine.”
“I don’t get any thrill trying to be a man.”
“Seems to me you’re always beating up on somebody.”
“That’s just for entertainment.”
“Join up. It’ll give you something to write about.”
“Becker, there’s always something to write about.”
“What are you gonna do, then?”
I pointed at my bottle, picked it up.
“How are ya gonna make it?” Becker asked.
“Seems like I’ve heard that question all my life.”
“Well, I don’t know about you but I’m going to try everything! War,
women, travel, marriage, children, the works. The first car I own I’m going
to take it completely apart! Then I’m going to put it back together again! I want to know about things, what makes them work! I’d like to be a correspondent in Washington, D.C. I’d like to be where big things are happening.”
“Washington’s crap, Becker.”
“And women? Marriage? Children?”
“Crap.”
“Yeah? Well, what do you want?”
“To hide.”
“You poor fuck. You need another beer.”
“All right.”
The beer arrived.
We sat quietly. I could sense that Becker was off on his own, thinking
about being a Marine, about being a writer, about getting laid. He’d
probably make a good writer. He was bursting with enthusiasms. He probably loved many things: the hawk in flight, the god-damned ocean, full moon, Balzac, bridges, stage plays, the Pulitzer Prize, the piano, the god-damned Bible.
There was a small radio in the bar. There was a popular song playing.
Then in the middle of the song there was an interruption. The announcer said, “A bulletin has just come in. The Japanese have bombed Pearl Harbor. I repeat: The Japanese have just bombed Pearl Harbor. All military personnel are requested to return immediately to their bases!”
We looked at each other, hardly able to understand what we’d just
heard.
“Well,” said Becker quietly, “that’s it.”
“Finish your beer,” I told him. Becker took a hit.
“Jesus, suppose some stupid son-of-a-bitch points a machine gun at me and pulls the trigger?”
“That could well happen.”
“Hank . . .”
“What?”
“Will you ride back to the base with me on the bus?”
“I can’t do that.”
The bartender, a man about 45 with a watermelon gut and fuzzy eyes walked over to us. He looked at Becker. “Well, Marine, it looks like you gotta go back to your base, hub?”
That pissed me. “Hey, fat boy, let him finish his drink, O.K.?”
“Sure, sure . . . Want a drink on the house. Marine? How about a shot
of good whiskey?”
“No,” said Becker, “it’s all right.”
“Go ahead,” I told Becker, “take the drink. He figures you’re going to
die to save his bar.”
“All right,” said Becker, “I’ll take the drink.”
The barkeep looked at Becker.
“You got a nasty friend . . .”
“Just give him his drink,” I said.
The other few customers were babbling wildly about Pearl Harbor. Before, they wouldn’t speak to each other. Now they were mobilized. The Tribe was in danger.
Becker got his drink. It was a double shot of whiskey. He drank it
down.
“I never told you this,” he said, “but I’m an orphan.”
“God damn,” I said.
“Will you at least come to the bus depot with me?”
“Sure.”
We got up and walked toward the door,
The barkeep was rubbing his hands all over his apron. He had his apron all bunched up and was excitedly rubbing his hands on it.
“Good luck, Marine!” he hollered.
Becker walked out. I paused inside the door and looked back at the barkeep.
“World War I, eh?”
“Yeh, yeh . . .” he said happily.
I caught up with Becker. We half-ran to the bus depot together.
Servicemen in uniform were already beginning to arrive. The whole place had an air of excitement. A sailor ran past.
“I’M GOING TO KILL ME A JAP!” he screamed. Becker stood in the ticket line. One of the servicemen had his girlfriend with him. The girl was
talking, crying, holding onto him, kissing him. Poor Becker only had me. I stood to one side, waiting. It was a long wait. The same sailor who had screamed earlier came up to me. "Hey, fellow, aren’t you going to help us? What’re you standing there for? Why don’t you go down and sign
^^ up?
There was whiskey on his breath. He had freckles and a very large nose. “You’re going to miss your bus,” I told him. He went off toward the bus departure point.
“Fuck the god-damned fucking Japs!” he said.
Becker finally had his ticket. I walked him to his bus. He stood in another line.
“Any advice?” he asked.
“No.”
The line was filing slowly into the bus. The girl was weeping and talking rapidly and quietly to her soldier. Becker was at the door. I punched him on the shoulder. “You’re
the best I’ve known.”
“Thanks, Hank . . .” “Goodbye . . .”
I walked out of there. Suddenly there was traffic on the street. People
were driving badly, running stoplights, screaming at each other. I walked
back over to Main Street. America was at war. I looked into my wallet: I had
a dollar. I counted my change: 61.
I walked along Main Street. There wouldn’t be much for the B-girls
today. I walked along. Then I came to the Penny Arcade. There wasn’t anybody in there. Just the owner standing in his high-perched booth. It was
dark in that place and it stank of piss.
I walked along in the dark aisles among the broken machines. They
called it a Penny Arcade but most of the games cost a nickel and some a
dime. I stopped at the boxing machine, my favorite. Two little steel men
stood in a glass cage with buttons on their chins. There were two hand
grips, like pistol grips, with triggers, and when you squeezed the triggers
the arms of your fighter would uppercut wildly. You could move your fighter back and forth and from side to side. When you hit the button on the chin of the other fighter he would go down hard on his back, K.O.'d. When I was a kid and Max Schmeling K.O.'d Joe Louis, I had run out into the street looking for my buddies, yelling “Hey, Max Schmeling K.O.'d Joe
Louis!” And nobody answered me, nobody said anything, they had just walked away with their heads down.
It took two to play the boxing game and I wasn’t going to play with the pervert who owned the place. Then I saw a little Mexican boy, eight or nine years old. He came walking down the aisle. A nice-looking, intelligent Mexican boy.
“Hey, kid?”
“Yes, Mister?”
“Wanna play this boxing game with me?”
“Free?”
“Sure. I’m paying. Pick your fighter.”
He circled around, peering through the glass. He looked very serious.
Then he said, “O.K., I’ll take the guy in the red trunks. He looks best.”
“All right.”
The kid got on his side of the game and stared through the glass. He
looked at his fighter, then he looked up at me.
“Mister, don’t you know that there’s a war on?”
“Yes.”
We stood there.
“You gotta put the coin in,” said the kid.
“What are you doing in this place?” I asked him. “How come you’re not
in school?”
“It’s Sunday.”
I put the dime in. The kid started squeezing his triggers and I started squeezing mine. The kid had made a bad choice. The left arm of his fighter was broken and only reached up halfway. It could never hit the button on my fighters chin. All the kid had was a right hand. I decided to take my time.
My guy had blue trunks. I moved him in and out, making sudden flurries. The Mexican kid was great, he kept trying. He gave up on the left arm and just squeezed the trigger for the right arm. I rushed blue trunks in for the
kill, squeezing both triggers. The kid kept pumping the right arm of red
trunks. Suddenly blue trunks dropped. He went down hard, making a clanking sound.
“I got ya. Mister,” said the kid.
“You won,” I said. The kid was excited. He kept looking at blue trunks flat on his ass.
“You wanna fight again, Mister?”
I paused, I don’t know why.
“You out of money, Mister?”
“Oh, no.”
“O.K., then, we’ll fight.”
I put in another dime and blue trunks sprang to his feet. The kid
started squeezing his one trigger and the right arm of red trunks pumped and pumped. I let blue trunks stand back for a while and contemplate. Then I nodded at the kid. I moved blue trunks in, both arms flailing. I felt I had
to win. It seemed very important. I didn’t know why it was important and I kept thinking, why do I think this is so important?
And another part of me answered, just because it is. Then blue trunks dropped again, hard, making the same iron clanking sound. I looked at him laying on his back down there on his little green velvet mat. Then I turned around and walked out.