Mirror mirror on the wall Could you please return our ball Our football went through your cra… You have two now Give one back.

They put a leather belt around her 13 feet of tape and bound her Handcuffs to secure her And only God knows what else, She’s illegal, so deport her

There was a young vegan Called Steven, Who just would not kill for no rea… This kid would not eat No cheese or no meat

I waz whitemailed By a white witch, Wid white magic An white lies, Branded by a white sheep

I waz walking down Wyefront stree… When me trousers ran away, I waz feeling incomplete But still me trousers would not st… When I found where they had gone

We know who the killers are, We have watched them strut before… As proud as sick Mussolinis’, We have watched them strut before… Compassionless and arrogant,

At the bottom of my garden There’s a hedgehog and a frog And a lot of creepy—crawlies Living underneath a log, There’s a baby daddy long legs

We first met on a golden night As the moon radiated love light On the dock of the bay. Somewhere between the real deal an… We lay unapologetically