They said it was going to rain tod… Oh not again its getting a bloomin… They said it will be showers all d… And even in the month of May I scratch my head don’t know what…

Why not come to my house tonight, Its ok I don’t have a wife. I am one man without any troubles… So your ok to stay with me tonight… Why don’t you come to my house ton…

Its going to be my birthday soon I am so happy and over the moon Another year older I fear to drea… But the good news is I’m not dead… Its going to be my birthday soon

I have a virus or I think it coul… Keep your distance if I was you, I’m shivering and shaking like an… I have a virus or I think it coul… My body aches as like I have run…

Didn’t really want to wear mi hat It wasn’t raining when I came out… The sun was shining it wasn’t cold But as you can see this man is bal… I walked to Ilkley it started to…

Someone said they liked me, I thought it was a bit of fun, Someone said they wanted me, I wanted just to run Someone said I like to make them…

I Need A Cuddle I need a cuddle because I am feel… I need a cuddle with you my one an… I need a cuddle sometimes when I… I need a cuddle because I’m feeli…

Its better than walking someone sa… No yearly insurance premium to pay… No expensive petrol prices to worr… No tax on push-bikes the governmen… No expensive garage bills, plenty…

If you can tell me a story, and te… If you can tell me a story, I want it to grab me as you read, If you can tell me a story, I want you to read me every detail…

I cant stand any arguments, I hate all the fights. I cant bare the shouting, In the middle of the night. I don’t like your temper,

May I speak to you for a moment h… Took me to one side I feared to d… Something wrong with your work he… You can do better, I wont go off… This is what you do he explained,