gasoline on my FOX TV
I don’t want your MSNBC
make a shrine to remedy
burn all these effigies
went outside, sun felt hot
dug a hole in the parking lot
covered it up with a manhole top
digging around, I’m a little fox
dug my way to Japan
under the ocean, never swam
had a nice trip, I never ran
never chased from atop scrap cans
explored Shibuya Scramble
like a Tokyo Time Square
the busy ward was a gamble
a little fox could get lost there
headed to my ancestors home
visit the old fox shrine
the great land of Kyoto
where thousands of torii gates lie
decided it was time to leave Asia
headed for the land of Australia
wanted to see the Opera House, booted up Mozilla
bought tickets to “The Phantom of the Opera”
Australia was a natural delight
plenty of fresh air and sunlight
could have done without the flies
but the shipwreck on Fraser Island was a surprise
dug my way to Johannesburg
saw the houses of gold and said “I’ll settle here”
they kept the lions out in the reserves
so a little fox like me couldn’t be Hors-d’oeuvrves