A Cat in a Swimming Pool
When music makes you look a fool
And your deluded with being cool
And your ears don’t register at all
And you sound like your singing
Like a cat in a swimming pool
When art makes you look a fool
And your deluded with a paint brush tool
With your demented masterpiece on its easel
In your slanted French hat, thinking your cool
A painting of a bat, in underpants, on a stool
When acting makes you look a foolish beholder
And your a deluded Shakespearean Noddy Holder
With your velvet Luvvie jacket and long Passing cloud cigarette
Prancing around in your amateur dramatic pink tights
Spouting out twee words about Midsummer nights
