Thrift Store Underwear
Brand new underwear
Up on the top shelf.
Six bucks a pack,
For royalty and such.
Never opened
And never used.
Where can thou getest
A better deal?
Used underwear down below.
Only fifty cents a pack.
For those who don’t mind
The brown tracks inside,
Just turn’em inside out.
For the funkiness
That still lingers,
Get thee a can of Lysol Spray.
Accommodations for
Royalty and those who aren’t,
That’s what thrift stores
Are all about.
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