Whiner’s Convention
Hear ye, hear ye, whiners take heed!
There is a place just for you,
Not at the barbershop amidst
An unfortunate one’s haircut,
Who has listened to your complaining,
Who thou hast driven out into the street
Yelling “Enough is enough!”
With only a half of a haircut.
At the poles on Election Day,
‘Tis where whiners convene together,
‘Tis that special place where you belong.
If your whining has driven everyone nuts,
You can voice your opinions at the booth
In a constructive manner to make a change.
P.S. If you see that crazy guy with
Half a haircut, send him over, too.
I wrote this for "The Belt and Beyond" magazine, Election Day issue
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