Some Cupids don’t get it right.
Some Cupids can’t see the light.
Some Cupids don’t know how to fly.
Some Cupids’ arrows go awry.
Some match up fat ladies with skinny guys,
Or colossal flying lizards with tsetse flies,
Or a cute little mouse with a hit man type cat,
Or sweaty campers with a thirsty gnat.
Some shoot their arrows on Christmas Day,
And on Valentine’s Day shoot Santa’s sleigh.
Some Stupid Cupids just can’t get it right.