Shake rattle 'n rock’n goes granny in her stockin,’
her see through hose and her sexy clothes,
doin’ her dance with her sweety pie Lance.
Granny’s hav’n a ball, that nasty animal.
She’s cutt’n a rug while hoist’n up a jug.
She’s a momma in her naughty red pajoma.
She’s a rock’n while her boobs are knocken.
She’s doin’ a tease like the birds and the bees.
She out rocks everybody out of their sox.
She’s the biggest star down at Shorty’s bar
as she out rolls the best of all her beaus
and out dances and exchanges glances
with all so far who hang out at Shorty’s bar.
The joint is really jump’n when granny’s thump’n
and dancing thru the night 'til the early light.
Yo ho granny and the way she moves her fanny.
She’s goin’ on seventy and moves like she’s twenty.
What a hot hot granny she is more than any,
shake rattle’n rock’n all night long.