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It’s Julie’s birthday The beginning of her next Trip around the sun May this day be exciting and the start of something great
Here lies Rob Harris He once drank a lot of beer Then he gave it up
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The people of that northern state That we all call “Wisconsin” Have but only one desire To see their beloved Pack win If you’re near to Chicago or St.…
Trump’s angry mob Took a raised fist From Missouri’s junior senator Much more seriously Than he could ever imagine.
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As I was growing up I envied other kids who had what I thought were “normal” middle names: James, Thomas, and
Faith in this nation And the way we order ourselves By holding fair elections And then accepting their results Is the necessary element
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