#AmericanWriters
They tell me that euphoria is the… Today I have the agility of a Gre… Yes, today I may even go forth wi… Today I am a swashbuckler, would… This is my euphorian day,
Candy Is Dandy But liquor Is quicker.
The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.
A bit of talcum Is always walcum.
First a little Then a lottle
People live forever in Jacksonvil… But you don’t have to live forever… The entrance requirements for gram… You only have to live until your c… From that point on you start looki…
The firefly’s flame Is something for which science has… I can think of nothing eerier Than flying around with an unident… person’s posteerier.
Who wants my jellyfish? I’m not sellyfish!
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
Behold the duck. It does not cluck. A cluck it lacks. It quacks. It is specially fond
A child need not be very clever To learn that “Later, dear” means…
Praise the spells and bless the ch… I found April in my arms. April golden, April cloudy, Gracious, cruel, tender, rowdy; April soft in flowered languor,
I give you now Professor Twist, A conscientious scientist, Trustees exclaimed, “He never bun… And sent him off to distant jungle… Camped on a tropic riverside,
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
But he went and tried to borrow some money from Ferdinand But Ferdinand said America was a bird in the bush and he’d rather have a berdinand, And he thought, there is no wife like a m...