my friend William is a fortunate man:
he lacks the imagination to suffer
he kept his first job
his first wife
can drive a car 50,000 miles
without a brake job
he dances like a swan
and has the prettiest blankest eyes
this side of El Paso
his garden is a paradise
the heels of his shoes are always level
and his handshake is firm
people love him
when my friend William dies
will hardly be from madness or cancer
he’ll walk right past the de vil
and into heaven
you’ll see him at the party to night
grinning
over his martini
blissful and delightful
as some guy
fucks his wife in the
bathroom.