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Nothing makes me sicker than liquor and candy is too expandy
The camel has a single hump; The dromedary, two; Or else the other way around. I’m never sure. Are you?
The people upstairs all practise b… Their living room is a bowling all… Their bedroom is full of conducted… Their radio is louder than yours, They celebrate week-ends all the w…
There here are words of radical ad… Young man, be a snob. Yes, if you are in search of argum… Why I’ve gottem. Let the personnel managers differ;
Some primal termite knocked on woo… And tasted it, and found it good! And that is why your Cousin May Fell through the parlor floor toda…
The ostrich roams the great Sahar… Its mouth is wide, its neck is nar… It has such long and lofty legs, I’m glad it sits to lay its eggs.
Celery, raw Develops the jaw, But celery, stewed, Is more quietly chewed.
Who wants my jellyfish? I’m not sellyfish!
The turtle lives twixt plated deck… Which practically conceal its sex. I think it clever of the turtle In such a fix to be so fertile.
As I was going to St. Ives I met a man with seven lives; Seven lives, In seven sacks, Like seven beeves
Go hang yourself, you old M.D.! You shall not sneer at me. Pick up your hat and stethoscope, Go wash your mouth with laundry so… I contemplate a joy exquisite
From whence arrived the praying ma… From outer space, or lost Atlanti… glimpse the grin, green metal mug at masks the pseudo-saintly bug, Orthopterous, also carnivorous,
Beneath this slab John Brown is stowed. He watched the ads And not the road.
The song of canaries Never varies, And when they’re moulting They’re pretty revolting.
Geniuses of countless nations Have told their love for generatio… Till all their memorable phrases Are common as goldenrod or daisies… Their girls have glimmered like th…