Them:
Hey, how about that weather?
Did you watch the game last night?
Me:
I always wonder whether
This is fawning or it’s flight.
Them:
Did you see I’m loosing weight?
Yeah, been going to the gym.
Me:
I’m filled up with so much hate
That I’m not much worse than him.
Them:
Did you check out my new shoes?
And my new expensive phone?
Me:
God I wish I had some booze.
I deserve to be alone.
Them:
Can you housesit on the twelfth,
Because I’m flying to Madrid!
Me:
You couldn’t save yourself,
And you couldn’t save your kid.
Them:
Well I guess I’ll see you later, dude,
I hope you’re doing well!
Me:
This is just a simulator.
Either that, or I’m in hell.