I’ve lived my life And seen some things Heard bitchin’ tunes Tasted my dreams But if you want

She’s a bad-ass bitch That talks with a lisp And I pity the fool that would fi… She’ll shove your face in the dirt And make your everything hurt

Lord and Jesus Christ Don’t forget the lice Spiders, ticks, and skeeters All the heeby-jeebers They’ve got their own place

My baby’s got Curly red hair Shimmering eyes Freckles to spare Likes to play games

I saw you standing there so fine In dress real nice with man that’s… I wish I could just say to you I’d love you more than he could do

You have an ideal That I will never fulfill So I have to peel

Once there was this girl named Je… Tall and blonde and oh so dreamy Milky skin with essence steamy Just one look would make you cream… Told me that we’d be a team-y

You’re the bestest bud Anyone could love And your soul shines through All the doom and gloom Fortunate to have

I am not an actor That is plain to see I am just a shepherd Tending to his sheep Try to keep them safe from

The journey is far, you guess And possibly arduous You just couldn’t care less ‘Cause the prize is worth the test

I don’t know what it means to have A lover in my life I don’t know what it’s like to tas… Their sugar and their spice I don’t know how to give and take

Life after age eight Put downs and berates People don’t like you When they look like fools

One reason I know Our love is first rate, We don’t have to talk To communicate.

You create yourself Then see better solutions Cue evolution

I don’t write poems for poets Flowery language, indulge us I break it down With a simpler sound And anything more would be less