I passed through little Whitley t… And stopped where locals could be… When I pulled up, I heard a sound Angel’s voice in Dolby surround It was a sweet, but tearful song

I hope you have her desire for ord… With a bit of mine to vex And my penchant to look ever inwar… Tempered with hers to project I hope you have my cool demeanor

I’ve written things and said some… Wagged my tongue and tripped over… Flapped my gums 'til blue in the f… Never a clue how to win the race Huffed and puffed and circumstance…

We ate from The Tree Of Knowledge of Good and Evil No higher steeple

Once there was this girl named Je… Tall and blonde and oh so dreamy Milky skin with essence steamy Just one look would make you cream… Told me that we’d be a team-y

Most poems perused Would probably be better Made into haikus

My daughter said the other day I’m glad my father ran away So we could find relationship Without my mother ruining it

It’s quite a process To create a person

I lived today. I breathed. I moved. I was. I hope I helped.

I’ve driven self along my quest I think it might be time for rest To take steps back and then assess What it might mean to be my best

Lord and Jesus Christ Don’t forget the lice Spiders, ticks, and skeeters All the heeby-jeebers They’ve got their own place

Ev’ryone’s so shiny and bright Double rainbows and laser lights I guess that’s why I’ve come to c… To be the dark side of the moon

Caught a glance Just by chance And it somehow moved me Head snapped Thunder clapped

Jonathan and Jordan Sitting in a tree M-u-s-s-i-n-g First comes souls Then comes mates

We might be just a bit fucked up And, God, I hope that’s true ‘Cause that means life is nothing… The deepest passion’s hue