According to reports certain White House interns past, present and future are asking Americans not to vote for Hillary

Old Tim writes poetry now in his heaven of retirement. He’s had nice jobs over the years but swears retirement is better.

We’re troubled by the very rich we see only on TV and worry about the poor who sleep at night in doorways and in parks, the trul… with little more than the clothes…

The man in the ER, sutured and bandaged, told the nurse there wasn’t anyone she could call to give him a lift home.

Aaron loves the show on television about antiques. Tonight they have a Grecian vase worth close to a million dollars. Aaron has stuff in the basement

He’s supposed to be a feral cat and I’d never tell him otherwise but when my wife goes shopping he waits hours for her patiently on his haunches

When bread is this good a morsel will suffice and when wine

The stench came first, the young man remembers. It was as if someone had grabbed him by the ankles, turned him upside down

We have a drop-off problem in Ame… We must decide which restroom one can use when nature beckons. So far, tumult reigns among the pe… If we declare both genders equal

Holiday Parties Millie comes home bawling from another holiday party and Willie asks what’s the problem. Millie says her friends are cheese…

You see things at the rest home you don’t expect to see. New veteran in his Korea cap is whipping everyone else in pool. He never has to bend over

A student asks the old poet why he has spent so many years writing. The old poet says no one’s asked him that before. He needs a minute to answer.

Newlyweds cuddle on a bench in their garden. A hummingbird pauses then enters a lily. They make love in public.