Grandpa has a grandson he hopes
will win a scholarship to meet
the high cost of college.
He tells his grandson to learn
how to play the tuba and apply
for a tuba scholarship with
a college marching band.
He says tuba scholarships are
plentiful today because few kids
want to lug a tuba in formation.
Grandpa wishes he had learned
to play the tuba 60 years ago.
He would lug a tuba today
to pay his room and board at
this frou-frou nursing home.
Donal Mahoney