You can’t vote for him and you can’t vote for her and you can’t vote for the others you’ve never heard of. The others may not be as odd

I look in the mirror and I’m not… Where did I go? I don’t know so I look around and see my wife with the dogs and kids. Not one of them sees me.

One, a nun, has her transfer in her hand. She’s silently praying. Another, a hooker, has her income in her purse.

The call comes in to the police station. It’s a small town and the voice at the library says “He’s at it again.”

You never know who’ll be there though folks are dying to get in. Then suddenly you’re at the door, hat in hand,

It’s a simple procedure I’ve done for years many times a day. You’ll go home this afternoon, take it easy over the weekend,

Day and night preachers hawk the Message of the Cross on television. Once a month they pause and beg for money for

I never think about bison. After all, I live in St. Louis, why should I? But when I went hunting for quail in Montana

An hour before dawn the paper is out on the lawn white in the moonlight a trumpet dozing after a long night in a jazz bar

Steven is a retired teacher disturbed by the problems he sees in education. Schools weren’t perfect when he was teaching but they were better than they are today. He has ideas for impro...

Christmas is now the Holidays. But Hanukkah is still Hanukkah and Ramadan is still Ramadan. Easter still has its name. The media needs more time

Everyone who has money should drop it in a vat and anyone who needs money should take what they need a Swede, a Dane and two