Every time something breaks like the pipe in the wall we heard gushing this morning my wife wants to call
He slaughters his hamburger steak with a fork and a butter knife, massacres ringlets of onions again and again thumps catsup all over
It’s outpatient surgery and she’s running late trying to catch a spider in the kitchen sink. Wants to carry it outside
Maury’s wife frets about growing old withering up and sagging so it’s up to Maury
On a sunny day in Harvard Yard blonde from Norway weds son of chieftain from Rwanda after
Pistols in holsters very early this morning. She’s wearing a bra Donal Mahoney
They’re the oldest couple my wife and I know and we’re no pups either. Peter out for a walk leans on his cane often
A friend in England rings me up and we talk about this and that. He asks if my president’s in touch with all that’s going on and I say he should be in touch, going to
A reporter asked Wilbur once if there were any advantages to being deaf and Wilbur used sign language to say not that he could think of
If he were in high school they’d call him a bully and take him to the principal’s office for counseling.
Tornadoes in the parlor, in the kitchen, in the bathroom, t… churned every hour Dad was home. He never worked and with good reason.
When Normal Norman takes his seat in Room 220 in Dumbach Hall to hear the eminent Dr. Engelhard… recite Beowulf again, Norman knows that he can suck
We see stories on the internet that are simply fake news, many of them malicious as well. It’s hard to tell the difference but a single sentence found
You thought you knew her. She thought she knew you. Neither was true but this happens at times at Happy Hour on Fridays
There’s a glorious sound system no… in the restored train depot where… from all over the nation once took… train to Camp Breckinridge before taking a plane to Korea.