——-Fell in a Well————— Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com / DLMcomics I fell in a well, but the wall bro… In no time at all, stood in water…

———Guin’s Sin——————- Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com/username DLMcomics Gather 'round the round table, Invite yourself in...

Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com/username DLMcomics I’m a lower-case lover Not an upper-class fighter Can’t even hover

Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com/username DLMcomics The Sun to the West Always seems like the best But it’s not all that hot

——-Effin’ Eff————— Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Don’t effin’ eff with me I’m just not in the mood

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——-Unwelcome————— Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Unwelcome home You’re uninvited

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——-Helisleep————— Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com/username DLMcomics Drop it with the H-E-L-I... How you gonna sleep?

——-The Avengies————— Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com / DLMcomics Eyes like a Hawk Under Black Widow’s gown...

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——-Second, Not First————— Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com / DLMcomics The second, not first Is worse than a curse, 'cause

——-The Icing On The Cake————— Copyright by Dan L. Murphy TheDuck.com / DLMcomics What’s that aroma, honey Comin’ from the kitchen?