Copyright by Dan L. Murphy
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Goodness gracious!...Heavens to Betsy!
Knit me somethin’ to spank, it’s sexy
Goodness gracious!...My, oh me!
See it sell... Ebay, Etsy
Knit me a hanky
To go with my blanky
I’d like to get it stanky–
Handed, from the wanky
Goodness gracious!...Lordy, no!
I’m knittin’ you something for the snow!