Author's Remarks:
Actually, the entire family should simply just permanently retire!
As for Amanda Platell: the quite alleged descendant, both in her own right as well as generations of earlier family members of hers rather delusional fantasy that they were all the authentic descendants of aristocratic French Huguenots that were forced to flee France because of the persecution of Huguenots there in the 17th Century, with Amanda's ancestors subsequently moving to England, settling in Kent and becoming treasured silver smiths to the British Royal Family. A thorough pack of lies; as Amanda Platell's family are unquestionably German Yids, from Hagen in North Rhine-Westphalia, were exceptionally large in number and exceedingly poor, barely scraping a living at the best of times.
Ultimately, one of their number, a lad of just 19 years at the time left Hagen in order to escape the poverty he was in and migrated to England; not Kent, the supposed Garden of England itself, but to Toxteth in Liverpool with a distinctly, subsequent and rather lasting notoriety as one of England's most dangerous inner city slums. Subsequently one of his several offspring then also migrated but this time to Australia and where in the process of time and more of their sort, Amanda was born!
Immigrant roots twice over for Amanda Platell, yet this utterly delusional, and very purblind cunt; a thorough fantasist not only regarding her own origins but everything else clearly and quite openly hates immigrants unless they happen to have the same skin colour as herself, but is no more British than likeminded Boris Kemal, aka Johnson, Tom Bower or Sarah Vine, for example, with their quite similar foreign backgrounds are. Yet this is the same Amanda Patell who had the audacity to actually write in one of her usual fantasy Daily Mail columns that she doesn't want Meghan in the UK and thus she's not welcome here.
One couldn’t actually make up stuff like this and be seriously believed unless they either worked for the Daily Mail or comprised its dim-witted, gullible readers. Lol!