By Stanley Collymore
Getting quite bored with this now!
The best that this privileged and
now self-evidently, self-entitled
diva, discernibly ensconced in an obviously
rather likeminded pampered family setting
where her very distinctively clear cut skills
are obviously nakedly limited to basically
obsessively stalking to specifically attain
what she required; equally and obviously
undeniably, unquestionably, assiduously
social climbing and a thorough distaste
for what quite normal people do regard
as actual work, yet fully enjoying all the
massive perks of an actually obviously
evidently and distinctively significantly
discernibly privileged lifestyle, while at
the same time, obviously ordinary folk
across the UK are clearly irrefutably in
Struggle Street, as it were! And clearly
as such it would be actually far better
if the likes of Kate Middleton, actually
kept out of the faces of those that do
see her and the family that she’s now
ensconced in for what they really are,
while earnestly praying that in clearly
doing so the literally very specifically
hard working but crucially hard done
people of Britain, who actually aren’t
specifically either very moronic Dark
Ages aficionados or unquestionably
so vilely, feudal mindset sycophants
don’t vote to abolish the lot of them;
and consequently, rightfully reclaim
the enormous state resources, they
amply have and which undoubtedly
quite honestly, should obviously be
rightfully return to Britain’s ordinary
citizens to whom they aptly belong!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
27 September 2024.