By Stanley Collymore
“Whoever decided that the date
of the coronation, should also
be the very same as Archie’s
birthday deserves a medal!” publicly
states obnoxious tart Lizzie Bourne
of Bournemouth England; furiously
castigating in her rampant diatribe
a very innocent three year old boy
for literally having ever been born
and, furthermore expressly doing
so actually, on the essential lead
up to his fourth birthday on the 6
May 2023. Moreover, Liz Bourne
further, and evilly espouses that
suitable medals should aptly as
well, be most approvingly given
to those whom she exuberantly
and rather fulsomely, applauds;
but who I rather regard as sick
saddos who rather like herself
irrefutably, most self-evidently
intellectually challenged quite
clearly, monarchical, plebeian
brownnosing morons; literally
quite unaware of any bounds
relevant to their undoubtedly,
quite obnoxious, sycophancy
and whose only and actually
basically useless purpose in
life being the rather toxically
embedded putrid verminous
excrement that they fittingly
undeniably are, is to usually
incessantly please, and too
very disgustingly fawn over
a discernibly quite immoral
and an essentially, criminal
family that the odious likes
of Lizzie Bourne firmly and
aptly obsessionally believe
are not only their very own
but likewise also everyone
else’s so characteristically,
superior betters; firmly too
and inevitably irremovably
in situ, of course, crucially
by the distinct, universally
Divine authority and clear
approval of God Almighty.
Little wonder then that these
so-called medals in Britain
in all truthfulness, have
no meaningful value; and basically
why should they, when effectively,
they’re very essentially, lauded in
this obviously, asinine fashion by
distinctly mindless idiots and too
easy, whoring trollops, like Lizzie
Bourne. I really didn’t know what
the actual, realistic complement
of discernibly quite feasible and
effectively applicable machetes
there were within Bournemouth
as I’ve never previously, felt the
basic need to effectively check
out this information before but
totally in very marked contrast
I was absolutely fully aware of
their all imperative magnitude
and crucial importance within
London Lizzie Bourne. And as
well, a most exhaustive check
characteristically very relative
actually, to the current voters’
register in Bournemouth, and
with the relevant information
quite specifically well known,
this vitally rather appropriate
journey naturally undertaken
to Bournemouth ought quite
easily, and appropriately too
deal with your obviously evil,
surely rather offensively vile,
and undeniably horrid racist
exhortations, Lizzie Bourne!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
13 April 2023.