Please Parliament! Make St. George’s Day our English National Holiday!
By Stanley Collymore
When you are very fortunate to be
born a truly genuine Englishman
you’ve actually won the lottery
of life, proclaims a regular commenter
in the Daily Mail rather exultantly as it
happens actually quite vaingloriously
and literally, egotistically utilizing the
pseudonym “Another Englishman” to
distinctly expound, his differentiation
not just simply from the wide melee
of those calling themselves Britons,
but actually of course, and crucially
also, specifically globally, everyone
else! And really don’t the rest of us
and specifically conscientious and
discernibly undeniably quite moral
and very undoubtedly distinctively
hardworking Brits literally know it!
For basically in the case of odious
and obviously, rather highly toxic
scroungers specifically like this
“Another Englishman”, it unquestionably
very assuredly means, getting massive
amounts essentially, of social security
payments, and regular dole handouts,
essentially for life; and most crucially,
for never working; and moreover, not
even having to generally submit, any
speciously lying and obviously lame
excuses for not doing so while also,
exponentially and rather facetiously
bragging about how literally great it
is to be actually this quite purebred
white Englishman or woman! Quite
attendant, all this of course, clearly
with the customary very expedient
contingency plan and the requisite
supplementary additions basically
of the usual plethora, of inherently
bastard children! Salutations then
all you so obviously conscionable
and hard-working British morons!
And unquestionably too our quite
enduring thanks and gratitude for
sustaining this super, status quo!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
23 April 2024.
Author's Remarks:
Symbols are important obviously where they're undoubtedly absolutely, crucially and naturally very important to people's own lives as well as actually discernibly their societal cohesion. But distinctively what's undoubtedly clearly, and actually more important and relevant in people's lives is what's naturally crucially in their hearts and minds and how they actually apply to characteristics to other people, outside their family members, evidently their friends and those that clearly look and think like them!
