By Stanley Collymore
Many happy returns young man on
this your very special occasion.
Wishing you all the best
with your lovely wife Meghan, your children
Archie and Diana Jnr.; mother-in-law, Doria
and your absolutely close, and undeniably
trusted friends. So to all these haters and
skeptics desperately hoping, to obviously
rain on this, your birthday parade; literally
here’s unquestionably my contemptuous
response to all of them. So truly what as
a matter of an aside– for argument sake
which I Know is really not the case– your
birthday celebrations attendees actually
consisted of discernibly yourself; loving
wife Meghan and your simply gorgeous
and adorable children? What’s evidently
significantly effectively wrong with that,
as very unquestionably they’re crucially
your own family! And how simply naive
and totally wracked with odious hatred
racism, stupidity, and evil bigotry these
Gammons, Karens and rather evidently
all of these other effectively demented
gullible morons are not to undoubtedly
distinctly see, and in the face of reality
also acknowledge, that both you Harry
and Meghan do irrefutably deliberately
and very sensibly surround yourselves
crucially with people, you undoubtedly
trust; and evidently really want in your
respective lives! Not slimy hypocrites,
and self-servingly odious hangers on!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
15 September 2024.