Author's Remarks:
Clear and sensible objections to a bank holiday being given, stem on the actual and realistic premise that the last thing that small firms want, is to lose a day's production while still having to pay their staff for not working!
A literally commonsensical approach in marked contrast to an obviously, simply banal and unquestionably totally idiotic, and equally, purely hubristic one!
The immediately aforementioned remarks of mine aside the plethora of layabout English dole recipients and their other UK allies, in tandem with those who quite reluctantly on their part have got, because they haven’t convincingly appropriate excuses not to get off their likemindedly lazy asses and must actually therefore obligatorily have to go to work, will nevertheless unquestionably ensure that with either a win or a loss on England’s part on Sunday, will all the same necessitate them resorting to securing and sending in sick notes determined by the quantities of alcohol they’ve imbibed, from actually turning up for work on Monday. Consequently for them therefore there’s effectively no need for an official Bank Holiday requisite to themselves as they’ll be categorically having one anyway!