By Stanley Collymore
I’m sure that you looneys are all
wishing for Harry and Meghan
to break up as evidently from
the outset of their relationship you’ve been
terribly unhappy and even simply furiously
mad that Harry married a bi-racial woman
and quite specifically and rather evidently
not a Stepford wife literal broodmare and
white Caucasian one, just like his brother
William did with stalker, and adept social
climber, Kate Middleton even though you
are too bloody cowardly to obviously say
that openly. But your earnest wish hasn’t
happened! And guess what, you’re really
at full liberty to actually keep on wishing
all you can! And crucially, analysing your
hatred objectively, and particularly so of
Meghan it’s both preposterous and also
very laughable! However, that said, your
hatred is your own problem as crucially
actually Harry and Meghan distinctively
don’t even know, that you literally, exist.
And furthermore they’re specifically so
quite obviously, living their lives to suit
themselves! And logically you sensibly
ought simply to do the very same with
your own lives, instead of daily literally
and glaringly, obsessively speculating,
about Harry and, his Missus, Meghan!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
3 November 2024.