A bear, however hard he tries, Grows tubby without exercise. Our Teddy Bear is short and fat, Which is not to be wondered at; He gets what exercise he can

In days of peace my fellow-men Rightly regarded me as more like A Bishop than a Major-Gen., And nothing since has made me warl… But when this agelong struggle end…

Here I go up in my swing Ever so high. I am the King of the fields, and… Of the town. I am the King of the earth, and t…

If people ask me, I always tell them: “Quite well, thank you, I’m very… If people ask me, I always answer,

Of all the Knights in Appledore The wisest was Sir Thomas Tom. He multiplied as far as four, And knew what nine was taken from To make eleven. He could write

They’re changing guard at Bucking… Christopher Robin went down with… Alice is marrying one of the guard… “A soldier’s life is terrible hard… Says Alice.

Same old trenches, same old view, Same old rats as blooming tame, Same old dug-outs, nothing new, Same old smell, the very same, Same old bodies out in front,