Target: Sunshine State Idalia’s in the Gulf. It’s time to prepare.
Fuck you, Elon Musk You are not the president Quit acting that way
They go on TV at night And make all of us laugh. But the best part of it Is irritating T**** by half. He rages at their satire
In the enduring schism between “Dog People” and “Cat Pe… (since hardly anyone can be both, and people who get along without p… are not really at issue here)
This poem stays in my pocket Until I take it out And read it to somebody That’s what this day’s about. Thanks for listening to my words
Coffee and a crossword now The farmers market later College football on TV after that How could Sunday ever top that?
Barber’s chairs arranged in a circ… around an unused fire pit An all-you-can eat breakfast; A quiet vibe accompanies it Fox News (thankfully muted) on th…
Friday the 13th Is it a day for bad luck? We’ll know soon enough!
The snow’s on its way And Christmas is, too So now is the very best time To wish “Merry Christmas” to you. May your holidays be happy
Faith in this nation And the way we order ourselves By holding fair elections And then accepting their results Is the necessary element
50 degrees when measured in Fahrenheit makes for a pleasant day perhaps even a bit chilly. A light jacket
Your music hasn’t aged a bit, although the rest of us surely hav… Whenever we hear your songs playin… it’s as if 1984 has magically retu… and everything that’s happened sin…
A catchphrase that was silly A laugh that was unique “Pee Wee Herman” charmed us all That skinny little geek We saw him in the movies
It snowed in NOLA Ten inches fell in one day Anything can be!
The governor of Florida at 44 years of age is threatening to unleash an endless supply of rage At those he considers as “woke”
