PETROLIO, vaunting his Mercede… Vows she can cover eighty miles an… I tried the car of old and know sh… But dare he ever make her? Ask hi…

THERE was no one like ’im, ’Ors… Nor any o’ the Guns I knew; An’ because it was so, why, o’ cou… Which is just what the best men do… So it’s knock out your pipes an’ f…

“Where have you been this while aw… Johnnie, Johnnie?” 'Long with the rest on a picnic la… Johnnie, my Johnnie, aha! They called us out of the barrack-…

Hurree Chunder Mookerjee, pride o… Owner of a native press, “Barrish… Waited on the Government with a c… Sabres by the bucketful, rifles by… Then the Indian Government winked…

If wars were won by feasting, 0r victory by song, Or safety found in sleeping sound, How England would be strong! But honour and dominion

They bear, in place of classic nam… Letters and numbers on their skin. They play their grisly blindfold g… In little boxes made of tin. Sometimes they stalk the Zeppelin…

As I was spittin’ into the Ditch… I seed a man on a man-o’-war got u… 'E was scrapin’ the paint from off… Sez 'e, “I’m a Jolly —'Er Majest… Now ‘is work begins by Gawd knows…

SEVEN men from all the world, ba… Rolling down the Ratcliffe Road d… Give the girls another drink ‘fore… We that took the “Bolivar” out ac… We put out from Sunderland loaded…

ONE moment bid the horses wait, Since tiffin is not laid till thre… Below the upward path and straight You climbed a year ago with me. Love came upon us suddenly

A tinker out of Bedford, A vagrant oft in quod, A private under Fairfax, A minister of God— Two hundred years and thirty

0h, East is East, and West is We… Till Earth and Sky stand presentl… But there is neither East nor Wes… When two strong men stand face to… Kamal is out with twenty men to ra…

Up the steep Official Stair With rapidity amazing Clomb, his seniors bedazing, Into Heights of Glory blazing, With the Stars that mortals wear

OUR King went forth on pilgrimag… His prayers and vows to pay To them that saved our heritage And cast their own away. And there was little show of pride…

This was originally written for th… “St. James’s Gazette” as a delibe… skit on a letter by a corresponden… who seemed to believe that naval warfare of the future would be

When I was a King and a Mason —a… I cleared me ground for a Palace… I decreed and dug down to my level… I came on the wreck of a Palace s… There was no worth in the fashion…