I heard you just follow the herd.
What’s the word?
That is absurd.
I told you it was cold.
Your too fat, ugly, & old. I fold.
I know I ain’t made of gold.
Hold it, I know you sold it.
Take a look, see I told you I can’t cook.
Just in case you forgot my face.
Look twice. Remember it’s nice.
I am still a lady even if I don’t drive a mercedes.
Do you want to be my buddy?
Or marry me & be my hubby?
Adventure to capture.
Just because it’s time for a change.
Doesn’t make me mentally deranged.
I don’t sob if I ain’t got a job.
Only a poor slob be eatting corn on the cob.
I have a need to feed.
But it ain’t greed.
If you wanna be a goof.
You need to just disappear & go poof.
But don’t use the roof.