Blameless
If I don’t do the job that you ask
and fail on each and every task.
If I then refuse to come and see,
a presentation - don’t blame me.
It’s your fault for employing me.
If I say no, and come in late,
and bring along my evening date.
If I refuse to go and see
a counsellor– then don’t blame me.
It’s your fault for employing me.
If I refuse to see HR
in worktime, as I’m at a bar;
and then get sacked, I will be cross,
and will appeal, and win because
It’s your fault - you’re a rubbish boss!
