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Smart Meters

 
By Stanley Collymore
 
“Get yourself a smart meter!” the posturing advertising
agencies and their monetarily well-off, discernibly
conniving and exploitatively money grabbing,
energy utility companies sponsors eagerly
and propagandistically exhort us all to do. And
in the process, they assertively claim, save ourselves:
those of you who either gullibly or idiotically fall
for their lying but alluring marketing refrain,
heaps of money while similarly and most
honourably halting the peril of global
warming. As if these untrustworthy
charlatans actually give a damn
about both of these two things!
 
As scientifically smart meters have irrefutably
been established to be silent killers; have
no positive influence, at all, on global
warming but instead are expedient
devices for the energy utility companies
when it comes to them massively,
unlawfully and ubiquitously
snooping on everything
within the privacy of your home
that suckers like you do, and
which these energy utility
corporations, pro their
strikingly avaricious
and moneymaking
benefit, want to
know of you!
 
© Stanley V. Collymore
24 October 2019.

Author’s Comments:
Trusting these pathologically lying, manipulative and money-grabbing, as well as mostly criminally-inclined energy suppliers, their graspingly greedy and Useful Idiots advertisers and the similarly likeminded so-called “official” statutory regulators supposedly appointed by governmental diktat allegedly to look after the genuine needs and interests of the ordinary energy consumers and customers – which they quite patently and financially self-interestedly don’t do - is akin to a married, longstanding predatory and misogynistic womanizer.

A right swine artfully adept at persuading credulous and unworldly-wise virgins, as well as other women who’ve lived relatively sheltered lives, that having unprotected sex with him as well as allowing him to freely ejaculate in her, his female conquest, wouldn’t get her pregnant if immediately after their sexual act she were to stand up and shake her body about.

And specifically in the case of gullible virgins that having sex for the very first time or additionally standing up while having it done to them equally nullifies any prospect, without the use of contraception either by himself or her, of these credulous women ever getting pregnant. How many of you out there, I wonder, have either been down that particular road or are sorely tempted to?

And why, I ask myself – as if I didn’t already know the answer to that one - do the major British energy suppliers and their advertisers premeditatedly use Blacks and ostensibly white working class subjects in all of their TV and other media campaigns in relation to these spurious Smart Meter advertisements, and never a well-known celebrity nor anyone from the privileged classes if these aforesaid Smart Meters – both environmentally and in terms of saving loads of money where the energy consumers are concerned – are what they’re supposedly cracked up to be? Just thinking out aloud!

#Energy

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