Author's Remarks:
While equality of opportunity doesn't equate to or actually mean in reality that you'll automatically achieve all or even any of the admirable pursuits and achievements that you so assiduously have endeavoured to achieve and very gamely and committedly went after; at least whatever the results of your quite commendable endeavours you at least know and fully appreciate that you did unencumbered have the opportunity to pursue your ambitions, tried in trying to achieve them and whether you really succeeded or actually simply failed, did realize in the process of these personal endeavours your own natural strengths and weaknesses.
To however, in marked contrast, from birth rather vaingloriously told and as well exuberantly encouraged to believe that you're incredibly exceptional even when you're still a babe in arms and very literally have unquestionably achieved absolutely nothing, and distinctively in this process a significantly undoubtedly obvious state of affairs which basically carries on quite relentlessly; this literally, crucially obviously, despite your having in the intervening years not shown any remarkable or outstanding qualities in any respect; but a state of affairs that in no way impacts negatively on you, but rather perversely thoroughly strengthens your basically vile claim to superiority; and all actually based very solely on whose actual vagina you effectively emerged from and just as scandalously who quite specifically jerked off there to in effect create the person that is you!
No skills actually required then, and no real test of your abilities to literally ascertain that you actually have any; for crucially your life of gratuitous fawning to you, a life too of sheer opulent indulgence quite avidly and thoroughly encouraged through a vile sense of false natural superiority and literal self-entitlement, all these very firmly endorsed by quite massively acquired but really clearly unearned or never genuinely worked for, and thus unquestionably unwarrantedly wealth throughout one's lifetime. And all really because, you basically have attributed to you this scandalously make belief, fantasy title of "royal" and which is all preposterously gifted through an incorrigible and infantile birth right! And this evidently still in the 21st Century!