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Animal rites

By Stanley Collymore
 
You did the right thing in
voluntarily leaving me, for
my deep principles prevent
me from being cruel to
dumb animals and
thus having to
tell you that
you had
to go!
 
© Stanley V. Collymore
24 January 2002

(2002)

The art of getting someone in your life that you want to exit it without offending them by saying so, yet creating the perfect situation, and without them knowing you have, that enables them to do that job ideally for you.

#Humour #Sarcrasm

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