William Barnes

Summer: Polly Be-En Upzides We’ Tom

Ah! yesterday, d’ye know, I voun’
Tom Dumpy’s cwoat an’ smock-frock, down
Below the pollard out in groun’;
     An’ zoo I slyly stole
An’ took the smock-frock up, an’ tack’d
The sleeves an’ collar up, an’ pack’d
Zome nice sharp stwones, all fresh a-crack’d
     'Ithin each pocket-hole.
 
An’ in the evenen, when he shut
Off work, an’ come an’ donn’d his cwoat,
Their edges gi’ed en sich a cut,
     How we did stan’ an’ laugh!
An’ when the smock-frock I’d a-zow’d
Kept back his head an’ hands, he drow’d
Hizzelf about, an’ teaev’d, an’ blow’d,
     Lik’ any up-tied calf.
 
Then in a veag away he flung
His frock, an’ after me he sprung,
An’ mutter’d out sich dreats, an’ wrung
     His vist up sich a size!
But I, a-runnen, turn’d an’ drow’d
Some doust, a-pick’d up vrom the road,
Back at en wi’ the wind, that blow’d
     It right into his eyes.
 
An’ he did blink, an’ vow he’d catch
Me zomehow yet, an’ be my match.
But I wer nearly down to hatch
     Avore he got vur on;
An’ up in chammer, nearly dead
Wi’ runnen, lik’ a cat I vled,
An’ out o’ window put my head
     To zee if he wer gone.
 
An’ there he wer, a-prowlen roun’
Upon the green; an’ I look’d down
An’ told en that I hoped he voun’
     He mussen think to peck
Upon a body zoo, nor whip
The meaere to drow me off, nor tip
Me out o’ cart ageaen, nor slip
     Cut hoss-heaeir down my neck.
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